Crofts Estate Agents News

Q: What is a maintenance-free house....
A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years.

The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark.

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My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay

If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

Home is where the mortgage is.

How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.


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Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. In addition to the domino effect of joy and amusement, laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

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